Only the Good Die Young

Music superstar Billy Joel married his 23-year-old fiancee Saturday in a small ceremony in Long Island, New York. When asked about the nature of their relationship, the young bride explained, “I have always respected and admired Billy’s musical abilities for as long as I can remeber. In fact, when I told my mother we were engaged she informed me that I was concived to ‘Piano Man.’ Now just how perfect is that?”