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Sent by: Rose on June 10, 2004 :
i am looking for your detailed instructions on how to make a watermelon bra. I have to play a south sea islander in a play--and I was going to wear a coconut bra but they dont come in DD. where are these alleged instructions?
Coconuts are only to be used for pre-teens and anorexic supermodels. Complete instructions will be made available when my own personal Kinetics craft is finished. Send a letter to the editor:
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Hitting the Books
April 12, 2005 Omar Lutfey
Mike Tyson and Kevin McBride have announced plans for a June 11, 2005 boxing fight in Washington, D.C. Tyson, currently $30 million in debt, commented at the press conference, "after pulverizing this man I'll have another win under my belt, more respect from the boxing community, and roughly $2 million more debt to add to my collection."
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Three Strikes
February 6, 2003 Omar Lutfey
In a recent interview, Ben Affleck dismissed rumors that he plans to marry Jennifer Lopez on Valentine's Day. When asked if he ever had a fling with Britney Spears, Affleck again said it wasn't true. He proceeded to ask the pop princess's age and then mouthed the words "call me" as he made a telephone gesture with his thumb and pinky.
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Three Strikes
February 6, 2003 Omar Lutfey
In a recent interview, Ben Affleck dismissed rumors that he plans to marry Jennifer Lopez on Valentine's Day. When asked if he ever had a fling with Britney Spears, Affleck again said it wasn't true. He proceeded to ask the pop princess's age and then mouthed the words "call me" as he made a telephone gesture with his thumb and pinky.
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Island Paradise
July 11, 2003 Omar Lutfey
An unidentified British financier recently spent $40 million for an apartment space facing Central Park in New York City. After the deal was finalized, the landlord warned the new tenant, "No loud music, no drugs, or I get you arrested and someone else gets your apartment."
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