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| Positive | Very funny and plenty of content to read. |
| Negative | Color scheme may cause Epileptic seizures. |
| Review Date | April 1, 2003 |
| Type | Web Site |
| Summary | Created by English writer Mil Millington, this web page contains an extensive collection of conflicts between Mil and his girlfriend Margret. You only have to read a few lines before you realize that Margret is just plain nuts, but if you spend some time at this site (and there is quite a lot of content), you might come to the realization that Mil isn't any better than his significant other. Mil has also written a novel loosely based on the web site that can be purchased at Amazon.com. Despite going to this web site several times over the past few months, I just realized that the picture of Margret at the top-left of the page changes when you move your mouse over it. It is one of those "you have to be there" kind of things. |
| Sample | I was in a car with Margret in Germany once, when she'd been back and forth between there and England quite frequently, and she's racing along the centre of a country road. A car appears heading straight for us and Margret shouts at me 'Which side should I be on!?' A nice moment. If I'd been out to score points I'd have remarked that, if you're asking that question, then perhaps slowing down at all might be a thing to do also. I came home from work on Friday and, as I wearily opened the door into the house, Peter heard me entering and poked his head out of the living room. "Hello, Papa - I've missed you." he shouts. From within the living room Margret's voice calls out to him "No you haven't, Peter." |
| Positive | Tina Fey is very attractive |
| Negative | Tina Fey is very married |
| Review Date | January 3, 2003 |
| Type | Web Site |
| Summary | Saturday Night Live is the show that everyone loves to hate, but let's face it-- this sketch comedy has been on television for almost thirty years now. Sure, the guests suck and the musical acts can be pretty lame, but the Weekend Update is the choice cut of meat in this decaying carcass of a show. This web page lets you enjoy the content of the Weekend Update without having to spend and hour and a half sitting in front of the television on a Saturday night. |
| Sample | Tina Fey: A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss. Jimmy Fallon: "An Indiana man was convicted of public indecency for letting his genitals hang out of his shorts while a shoe clerk helped him try on his shoes. The clerk said the last straw was when the man asked for shoes that matched his bag.". |
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Sent by: Rose on June 10, 2004 :
i am looking for your detailed instructions on how to make a watermelon bra. I have to play a south sea islander in a play--and I was going to wear a coconut bra but they dont come in DD. where are these alleged instructions?
Coconuts are only to be used for pre-teens and anorexic supermodels. Complete instructions will be made available when my own personal Kinetics craft is finished. Send a letter to the editor:
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Chronic Pain
August 20, 2003 Omar Lutfey
Hundreds of people in England are being recruited to take Cannabis after operations. In the clinical study, 400 patients will test a Cannabis-based prototype produced by GW Pharmaceuticals to determine the drug's effectiveness in reducing post-operative pain. The announcement of this study sent the companies stock up 7.5 percent to a two-month high. The stock then put on "Dark Side of the Moon," ate an entire bag of nacho-flavored Doritos, and spent several hours contemplating the contours on the palm of its hand.
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Need for Speed
November 15, 2002 Omar Lutfey
A supercomputer in Yokohama, Japan recently claimed the number one position in the Top 500 list of the most powerful computer systems in the world. The system, which simulates climate and other aspects of the earth, consists of 640 machines connected through a high-speed network. The machine performs more than 35 trillion operations per second and only needed minor hardware upgrades when installing the latest version of Microsoft Windows.
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For Our Next Project
July 26, 2002 Omar Lutfey
Researchers at Carnegie Mellon University built a machine designed to demonstrate basic social skills. The robot, named Grace, is a 6-foot-tall drum shaped device which communicates through a digitally animated woman’s face. While the robot’s social abilities are minimal at best, the researcher's modest goal is to have Grace appear at least as human as Martha Stewart.
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The War On Drugs
June 12, 2002 Omar Lutfey
The Bush administration today announced a new tool to help fight the war on drugs. The “Say No To Drugs” slogan currently printed on urinal cake holders will soon be replaced with a voice recording of John Ashcroft yelling “say no to drugs RIGHT NOW, or DEA agents will be dispatched to this location. You have ten seconds to comply.”
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