I was looking through the web statistics for newfunny.com, and was somewhat surprised about what words lead people to this site. Here are the top 10 phrases according to godaddy.com where I host the site:
porno, porn movie, rush limbaugh wedding, www.newfunny.com, holmes on homes, british petroleum, bp, south park porn, orgazmo, silly christmas letters.
Next I went to wordpress to see what it thought were the most popular search phrases. It agreed with godaddy.com in spirit, but also came up with:
playstation 4, dukes of hazzard, lord of the rings, UPS
So now I’m thinking– do I need to write in such a way to include more popular keywords? I made one casual reference to an “R” rated comedy about making a pornographic movie and it accounts for a lot of the traffic to my site.
Welcome to my first keyword centric blog entry:
Joss Weaton, creator of cult favorite “Firefly” and “Serenity”, and Nathan Fillion are sitting in a restaurant eating breakfast and filling out paperwork.
Nathan is concentrating on a paper, and finally looks up and asks Joss, “Does 17 feel lucky?”
Joss replies, “Stop asking me about the lottery numbers. I know that you said you wanted to win the lottery and buy the rights to Firefly, but I think we should focus on new ideas instead of living in the past.”
“You are right, Joss. So what type of show should we create? How about a porno? You haven’t made one of those yet?
“I don’t know if I am up for making a porn flick. The lesbian plot line with Willow and Tara in Buffy was as far as I’ve ever gone down that road.”
Nathan thought about it for a minute and replied, “How about we make a funny porno movie? It could be centered around some unlikely celebrity, like, say, Rush Limbaugh. The main character could have an unexplained obsession with Rush Limbaugh’s wedding pictures. It could be a pornographic version of Saving Silverman. Or a political version of Orgazmo. Who wouldn’t want to see that?”
“I think you might have something there.” Joss replied. “But securing the rights could prove difficult. We would work for years and not see it in theaters until after the Lord of the Rings prequel movies get finished. If every other prequel movie is any indication, the Hobbit movies are going to be way better than the related movies.”
“How about we work in some video game tie-ins?” Nathan asked. “If we started now we could get a game released on the Playstation 4, Xbox 720, and Wii 2.”
“Way to think ahead, but I’m not sure how many people really want to see that man naked. How about a Dukes of Hazzard porn flick? That could be really funny.”
Nathan looks at his watch. “Well, Joss, I love having these breakfast brainstorming sessions with you, but I have to go film another episode of Castle. And I need to get some gas on the way over.”
“Have fun on set. I think there is a British Petroleum station around the corner.”
“Wasn’t BP in the news lately?” Nathan asked.
“Yeah, something about some minor rule violations. Some people got all bent out of shape over it.” Joss answered.
Nathan turned back as he walked out the door. “Don’t forget to call when Doctor Horrible’s Sing Along 2 is ready to shoot.”